Unbelievable Cat Behavior That Will Make You Chuckle and Question
Witnessing the antics of cats can often turn our understanding of logic on its head. Cats, being the charming and misunderstood creatures they are, engage in behaviors that can leave us bewildered, amused, and sometimes even a little baffled. In this article, we explore eight hilarious examples from a household where humor runs high and logic takes a backseat.
Jumping Bucks and Stomping Boots: The Cat’s Quest for Attention
One of the most endearing and futile cat behaviors revolved around my 6-foot tall cat trees. Our resident 6-foot-tall husband, perfect for the moment, was caught off guard by one of our cats, Sasha. Sasha, a playful and mischievous cat, decided to go against the conventional wisdom of gravity and decided to give my husband a little forehead smack while giggling. It was a classic example of feline humor and went viral in our household. You can imagine the sight: Sasha upside down, giggling contentedly, while my husband stood there, bewildered and slightly out of his element, just like a medieval jester with no court to impress. But hey, what a great way to wake up in the morning!
Peek-a-Grooming and Grooming Games
Our second cat, Cassie, realized the gravity of the situation and took it to a new level with her not-so-subtle grooming games. Ever since she witnessed Sasha’s daring forehead smack, she has become obsessed with giving me her claws to groom. Now, I, being a short person (meaning they can’t reach me), have taken a step back and let my husband look after our feline family. Cassie stands tall, takes a grip on my husband’s head, and yells, “Groom!” raising her paw in a mock ancient ritual of flea removal. Yes, I said “ancient ritual”—this is the stuff of myths and legends, folks, not something you see every day. We’ve since renamed him, ‘Groom Master Cassie, Take I’ and live happily ever after, one false grooming at a time.
Foul Play Meets the Dinner Table
When feeding time comes around, my cats, specifically the 14-pound behemoth, makes things interesting. In a literal head-butt of fate, he tries to assist with opening cans, which is about as helpful as asking a snake to be your toothbrush. Trying to coax food into place is like trying to fit a boulder through a keyhole. The cat has a different opinion, naturally. He jumps up, attempts to topple me, and ends up staring at the plate of food over which he cannot reach. This cat’s antics are a perfect example of how a seemingly simple action can turn into a comedic and futile exercise. If only I could incorporate peacock feathers into the menu!
Feline Fortresses and Secret Passages
Interestingly, years ago, I crafted an 8-foot cat fence to ensure our indoor/outdoor cats stayed safe. Naturally, the idea of containment for a cat is akin to corraling wind. The fence did little to stop our feline friends, who found ways to bypass the barrier. So, with our efforts in feline fortifications, we eventually scrapped the fence and posts, leaving only one 10-foot section tucked away behind the cat cemetery. My cats love that lone section, treating it as an entry to a secret garden, and they climb right over it. It’s a testament to their cleverness or sheer stubbornness, or a combination of both, I suppose. They are show-offs, without a doubt.
The Bug-Phobic Furball
My cat is anything but a predator in the bug world. One day, she discovered a little spider on the floor. With a fierce look, she stalked the spider, extending her paw for a tap. However, when the spider moved closer, she acted more terrified than an astronaut in a malfunctioning space shuttle. She turned around and ran away, hiding in a corner. But as soon as the spider was flying, unfazed, she poofed into action and leaped at the airborne prey, as stealthy as a ninja. It’s a perfect example of how a cat can be both brave and timid, all in a single fleeting moment. They are truly mysterious creatures, to be sure.
The Playful Behemoth
Finally, to answer the title of the article, it's hard to pick just one behavior. One of my most cherished memories involves my one-of-a-kind, feral-born kitten. He loves to jump right next to us or come by our feet, flopping over to roll on his side and ask for a belly rub while striking an adorably forlorn pose, as if to say, "Look at me! I need attention!" His playful antics never fail to bring a smile to our faces. He also wiggles his butt, zips across the room, and pounces on toys, playing soccer with felt balls. He thinks a paperclip is a new discovery and joyfully chases it around the room. He plays in a way that challenges our perception and reminds us of the wild, untamed imagination that lies within each meow.
These are just a few examples of the endless array of things cats do that leave us scratch our heads and laugh. Our cats may be strange, but they bring joy and lightness to our lives. Thank you, little furballs, for your constant entertainment.