Is Trump the Sharpest Tool in the Garden Shed?
" "If so, the only things in your garden shed are threshing flails.
" "You have to be kidding. He's about as sharp as a feather.
" "However, I can provide information that can help you form your own opinion. Donald Trump is a former U.S. president, businessman, and television personality. Some people admire his leadership skills, business acumen, and his ability to connect with his base, while others criticize his leadership style, policies, and actions. Therefore, the answer to the question is open to different perspectives and depends on personal views.
" "No, Nor Is He:
" "The brightest bulb on the tree
" "Playing with a full deck
" "A battery under full charge
" "Pulling with both oars
" "Able to pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
" "The fastest ship in the fleet
" "Armed in a battle of wits
" "Fishing with bait
" "Sharper than a bowling ball
" "Still in contact with the mothership
" "A banjo with a full set of strings
" "Carrying a full load of bricks
" "A cracker with cheese
" "A telephone with a dial tone
" "Smarter than a bag of hammers
" "The brightest crayon in the box
" "A full rainbow of colours
" "Able to determine whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt
" "The sharpest tack on the bulletin board
" "As smart as bait
" "A complete combo meal
" "Possessed of an air temperature IQ
" "Running on all cylinders
" "Capable of winning a debate with a cabbage
" "Knitting with both needles
" "The quickest bunny in the forest
" "As sharp as mashed potatoes
" "OR
" "The sharpest cheese in the fridge.
" "No, he's more like the sack of manure I keep in my shed for fertilizing.
" "I Will Agree with Another Answer That Trump Is a Tool.
" "In or out of a garden shed. But I fear such imagery does not do Donald Trump justice. One of my favorite quotes from the late Terry Pratchett's many Discworld books is a footnote that describes a person as being "a basket a blanket a bottle of wine a set of cutlery, and an entire ant colony short of a picnic." I think that fits Donald Trump quite well.
" "It depends on what you have in the garden shed. If everything is blunted and/or round, then….possibly.
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